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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

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Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 103
You deserved it 51 039

Same thing different taste

Top comments

...Why would he call you up 'just to chat' and put you on speakerphone? That's just rude.

And that's why you don't talk about things like this on phone...

Comments

_cherry_blossom_ 0

You just made your husband the coolest guy ever! Your life isn't f***ed, IT'S AWESOME! He will repay you by giving you the best sex EVAR!!! and #22, you win, sir. You win.

YDI For talking about that on the phone.

oogyboogy 6

Theyre married they can do whatever the hell kind of sexual things they want

Stephai 0

Why would he put you on speakerphone without telling you? If he was just some dude you were dating then I would say YDI, but your HUSBAND?!? There's supposed to be some mutual trust there.

Yeah, i can deffinetly tell when i'm on speaker phone, its so obvious, the person your talking to generally sounds like they're yelling, and i guess just the way it works, when your talking you can't hear anything going on on the other side..... so unless your just rambling on like a dumbass and didn't hear the snickers, or your husbands a complete dick and put you on speaker half way through. Either way FYL and YDI for picking a dick for a husband

Hich17 0

I hope I never have a wife like you. That's just... gross.

This is similar to a joke in that Bridget Jones movie. Dunno if I belive it, I mean why would your husband call just to chat, but put you on speakerphone to do so?