Awkward and Intimacy: Revealing

Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By SoggyPancakes - 11/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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It's sus to us

By Nicky - 04/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML

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By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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boatiebanter 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:48

...Why would he call you up 'just to chat' and put you on speakerphone? That's just rude.

MoonTiger 4

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:20

And that's why you don't talk about things like this on phone...

Comments

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:43

#22 "******* hydraulic piston" LMAO

rayrayy_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:06

idk, I don't think it's that big of a deal. I put people on speakerphone and not tell them all the time. When my boyfriend starts talking inappropriately, I just fumble for my phone and take him off. He never knows. Your husband probably should have done the same, but maybe he wanted all his friends at work to think he's got a fantastic sex life? Anyway, my bf calls me ALL the time just to chat, he's actually like clockwork.

spoo 24

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:30

speakerphone for the lose :( that sucks

ihasanintegral 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:47

I believe the call just to chat thing. He's at work, he could have some downtime... Lots of people AIM at work, call at work etc. And yes "just to chat". But why would he call just to chat if there were people in the room with him?....

skippydoda 32

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:09

I'm going with a YDI

youretoopicky 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:19

#22 is so true.

blondie415 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:20

I'm thinking that either all his co-workers are jealous that he has such a horny wife, or they think he's lame for not being able to satisfy here- forcing her to do it herself?