Sex, Roommate and Intimacy: Revenge is sweet

Revenge is sweet

By Anonymous - 09/06/2015 20:52 - Ireland

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 710

You deserved it 2 840

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML

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You deserved it 4 111

MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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You deserved it 4 400

Not helping

By StillUnemployed - 11/10/2021 20:00

Today, I received a call from a potential employer. I was excited, until my roommate starts loudly moaning sexually in the background. The interviewer got offended and hung up. My roommate did it because I "made her" pay my half of the rent this month. FYI, I’m unemployed. FML

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You deserved it 202

By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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You deserved it 6 917

WTF roomie?

By JN5SLK - 08/11/2013 22:29 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 074

You deserved it 4 647

By CollegeFreshman - 11/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 610

You deserved it 3 749

By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 312

You deserved it 840

Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 069

You deserved it 411

By Anonymous - 09/12/2018 22:00

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my roommate to chip in for electricity costs. She called me a bitch, proceeded to tell me she can't afford it despite working full time and I part time, and blocked me on all communications. Uhm, what ? FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 256

You deserved it 349

By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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You deserved it 4 309

lovelockdown23 23

Wednesday 10 June 2015 9:09

Who gives up their virginity out of spite? she's an idiot

Jefffz 13

Wednesday 10 June 2015 9:11

You should have asked her if you could split the guy too

Comments

xx000o 27

Wednesday 10 June 2015 11:06

Just because she's a ***** doesn't mean that you can't have a relationship with him.

leogachi 15

Wednesday 10 June 2015 12:47

I agree, but I think Op was just hurt by having to listen as the guy she likes hooked up with another girl.

Noreason89 6

Wednesday 10 June 2015 13:17

Sleeping with one guy makes you a ***** now? incredible

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 10 June 2015 11:12

Was the guy you like a bill collector?

bdsmslave 18

Wednesday 10 June 2015 11:16

Oh, she wasn't being loud out of pleasure. It's just the sound that dignity makes when it leaves your body. Don't worry about it.

rvontr88 21

Wednesday 10 June 2015 11:55

Just don't slap her, you'll get **** on your hand. Very hard to clean off! I'm so sorry that happened to you!

fonkimonki 7

Wednesday 10 June 2015 12:06

What's she gonna do for next month's bill?

kurodansei 16

Wednesday 10 June 2015 19:41

Who's

CyberHex 7

Wednesday 10 June 2015 12:29

Move out. You dont deserve to live with such a girl. Let the stupid people befriend each other.

marcelmg 10

Wednesday 10 June 2015 12:57

She is cheap!

fin55 17

Wednesday 10 June 2015 12:57

Oh no how dare you ask her for her share of the bills

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 10 June 2015 13:14

Which bills was it?

jberg583 12

Wednesday 10 June 2015 13:25

Well that escalated quickly

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Today, I found out my dentist is retiring. This wouldn't be that big of a deal except that if we want to transfer our dental records to a new dentist we have to do it before he retires and there's a $30 processing fee per person. Three of us use that dentist. FML

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Today, my two best friends that I've known since middle school broke up. I'm glad I'm no longer a third wheel but now they won't talk to each other and both use me to complain about the other. FML

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