Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML
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kasmol 16

I bet the reward program is better elsewhere. Start shopping around.

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archos58 10

Grow a pair and tell her you expect to have sex every week, and its up to her if she is there or not. You're her husband, not her ******* servant.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Time to dump her. it will only get worse and you will wind up getting in trouble. Bye Bye.

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tukies 28

Yes, divorce is always the logical solution...

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OMGthatssoCOOL 1

She is a genius - it's a simple case of supply and demand. No one is making you do anything.

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griffy14 9

Wow, that is like a big relationship "no-no". I'm glad I don't have to deal with that. Personally I'd tell her to pack her shit and get out. But then again I have a boyfriend and I pay all the bills, so my situation is a bit different.

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evolute72113 9

R the points all the same no matter the chore or differentiate and if they r the same points 4 each chore do u only get 1 point a chore?

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Quiet_one 22

I'm guessing this isn't the first time she's asked for some help around the house...

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FOOLnLOVE 2

Forget the chores and charts if you still let a woman control you with sex you're crazy! And you may be the only one not getting any

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Enslaved 36

Damn! Are you that bad in bed? Is sex with you an equal chore? I guarantee if you actually made sure she got hers too, she wouldn't have leverage. Btw a clean house can be an aphrodisiac. Try helping out. You live in that house too. It shouldn't all fall on her.

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BrotherPhil 35

Got to agree. Can't say I'd be interested in making love (or even just having sex) with a partner who wasn't having at least as much fun as me. Try doing the chores and then, if she offers "payment", saying that you're too tired.

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