Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML
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boskone 1

Create your own chart: for each act performed, you will do one or more chores.

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Playitlovely 13

Here is the thing, women do not like withholding sex. we like sex too. She is probably feeling pretty desperate to get you to help out around the house if she is doing this. Grab those trash bags, shine up those taps! NOTHING, is sexier than a man who works to take care of the house with you.

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Grauncho 27

Do the chores but don't have sex with her until you guys visit a marriage therapist.

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sajupt 17

It's a game 2 could play. You could suggest taking turns each week... Give her chores to do with the point system where in she does what ever you ask her to if she doesn't earn enough points...

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DenBriZel 31

Something tells me that maybe OP is one of those kinds of guys that doesn't think they need to do anything to help around the house, and OPs wife is just trying to find a way to force him to help.

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Dark_Stream 29

YDI. This sounds like something a marriage councillor might suggest. Marriage is a partnership. Both of you have to contribute. If you are not helping as much as you could, you need to follow that carrot she's offering now, before she offers you the divorce stick!.

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magiczebra 9

What marriage consular would suggest manipulation and bribery to fix this issue? The wife is being a complete bitch. It's not right to try to withhold sex like that. If she has an issue with OPs laziness, she needs talk to him like a MATURE adult instead of playing this childish game. Maybe OP doesn't know if he's doing anything wrong. Men aren't mind readers. Whether OP does his chores or not, he doesn't deserve this bitch move from his wife.

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holymackeral 12

****** divource that hag! Bang her best friend and jerk off on her face when she's sleepin in the guest bedroom. What a ****** bitch!

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kellyem2 20

A good partner shouldn't have to be told to help around the house. But a good partner also shouldn't have to manipulate their partner to get what they want. It sounds like you two have some communication issues that seriously need working through.

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phoenix1977 8

Dude if you any game she would be begging for it If she has the ability to cut you off then you don't take care of her properly Bad sex gives women all the power

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