Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Top comments

Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Comments

Furnaceman 0

a woman controls a man by withholding sex, but masters him by furnishing it

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kruzito 0

Oh... look at me.... I'm smart because I'm holding a root beer! ........NOT! Idiot.

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rg2009 0

I can't even tell if that's a guy or girl

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felipe87 2

no 88 I think you are the idiot. just because it's in a root beer glass does not mean it is root beer. if you would have looked at it you can clearly see two different colors, layered. it is probably a black and tan.

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GRyphonLJJ 0

Furnaceman's wife is very wise. And he is smart enough to appreciate her wisdom. There is nothing my wonderful husband wouldn't do for me; because there is nothing I won't do for (to or with) him. ;) Before the BS starts...It is about respect and trust. Somethings many FML'ers are not familiar with. He respects me enough to not ask for anything demeaning or degrading and I trust what ever he asks is within those boundaries.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not much of a man if he's so easily controlled or mastered.

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tpw9qd 1

You're a lazy slob who doesn't help out enough around the house, which is why all the points come from domestic chores. You need a high amount of points because she isn't sexually attracted to you. You've got some problems OP

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randomvisitor 6

make a point system for her to go shopping, one **** is 20 points, and she needs 2300 to go, see who gives in first...

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Doortje 29

What are you doing on FML then?! Start doing the laundry, dude!

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

You must be a total zero in bed for her to not want to have sex with you. YDI.

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arianylas 3

The wife is obviously brilliant. If OP wasn't so lazy, maybe she wouldn't need to motivate him just to get him to help around the house. Get moving, OP!

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