Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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BAMF72 0

welcome to married life =}

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Zebidee 8

Just wait until you have enough points, then when she tells you OK, say "Nah, I'm good thanks." It'll drive her mental.

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fthku 13

We don't really know if the wife is being serious, which I doubt. Sounds pretty funny to me. On the other hand, we can't really know if OP doesn't help around the house, either. In any case, screaming "DIVORCE HER" is stupid. You don't know OP's wife or OP.

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Sharpie_08 0

get a new wife, or start plowing the babysitter.

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cptmorgan15 2

She clearly didn't make this points system for the sole reason of getting him to help out. The fact that he has to get 2300 points to have sex once begs the question of if she even wants to have sex anymore. If she does want to have sex, then she would find another way to get him to help out. There's got to be more behind her reasoning.

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cathylee22 4

Why is it when people get married, they suddenly don't want to have sex? You enjoyed it many times before, so why the sudden change...and OP don't let your wife fool you, coming from a female we crave sex just as much as you guys do...so maybe do something spontaneous and spice the love life up and make your wife WANT to have sex with you without you having to get rewards points, bc you are in a marriage not the first grade.

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Proudmary 2

Ugh. Craving is a matter of personal preference rather than gender. Just because YOU crave it doesn't mean OP's wife has to.

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rummydummy 3

thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard

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Graberl 0

tell her 10 points per dish... 20 points per article of clothing, a pair of socks count as 2 articles.

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Richard16 0

u better get use to ur hand for a while before u get any

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brianjman14 22

I'm not sure if that's a bong or not because I'm on my iPhone, but if it is, it looks awesome! :D

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Richard16 0

yea its pretty sick thanks though

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