Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Comments

Happygofucky 0

How does one teach mental masturbation? Do tell!

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enonymous 8

Just tell her you're looking into alternative resources if that price stays like that. Titty bar cost about $50 for a semi ok one and all you have to do is show up

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mandi625 0

LOL she's so creative. Well maybe you should've helped her out more with the house before so you could have sex with her whenever you've liked (; YDI.

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hippiechick91 0

Well said #17. And OP, your wife is a bitch. Show her whose boss, don't let her walk all over you. But, you should be helping out in the first place. But, seriously fyl.

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khaya 9

Your next door neighbor does it to your wife for five points.lol

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sweet_candy_ 17

Your wife is a genius and I am going to say ydi because she wouldn’t do this if you helped a little.

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timoeun 0

Genius? I truly think your retarded. My first negative comment yay! Marriage is not a game of points for sex. Anyone who supported it... is remarkable unfit or unreal. I said it in the utmost respectable way possible.

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sweet_candy_ 17

I never said it was and if this is the only way to get op off his lazy ass then I think it is genius. oh and it's called opinions I have mine and you have yours.

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deputy_g 5

395 "you're" an idiot for using "you're" wrong especially when you're calling someone "retarded" and back the **** off sweets

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xgetxbentx 13

395 - you're the idiot if you don't understand why she's doing this. if she wasn't doing most, if not all, the house work herself and if op was doing something to pleasure her the right way, she wouldn't need to make this up. also, just because she's doing this doesn't mean it's what their marriage is based on. she obviously loves him if she put forth the effort and creativity to come up with the idea instead of just being a nagging bitch or threatening divorce.

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dtm3 3

I see an Internet duel... Both you grab your keyboards... ten paces..

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angelpies 0

you're a lazy f*ck. maybe do more around the house. and it's sad you will only clean to have sex. so pathetic!

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Happygofucky 0

Oh I see. See you in class Thursday then ;)

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givants 0

who's* and this broad is probably sleeping around with other people... 2300 that's insane, it shouldn't be a privilege, it should happen because both of you want to do it, and when someone starts manipulating their spouse with whatever, it just creates a mistrust, I hate to say it but there's probably something else hidden and she's doing that so she doesn't have sex, I guess cuz she could say, "I'll have sex with you when pigs fly"

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