Dogs, Cars, Cops and Animals: Road rage

Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By puppylove - 20/10/2012 07:16 - United States

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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You deserved it 2 302

By fufu_mutt - 15/12/2010 04:24 - United States

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

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By ej6901 - 23/06/2015 20:00 - United States - Ventnor City

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML

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By hakura madada - 22/06/2012 19:41 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

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You deserved it 27 623

Road rage

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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You deserved it 1 631

By anon - 27/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Arverne

Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, it ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML

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You deserved it 2 164

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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You deserved it 25 238

Save the doggo

By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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You deserved it 5 958

By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:26

Your dog was riding the seat? Why wasn't he riding IN the seat? No wonder you got distracted.

AninOnin 24

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:23

Dogs these days are barking mad.

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quinn1184 25

Monday 19 August 2013 2:30

I hate dipshit drivers like yourself.

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 20 August 2013 5:31

If your dog can't behave himself in the car, you shouldn't take him the car unless he's restrained in a crate or harness.

joepopo_fml 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 14:07

The hell you did !!!

Webbytoes 5

Thursday 29 August 2013 11:56

Ryan, you should know by now to keep Wilfred in the back seat!

zoeeileen 6

Wednesday 28 May 2014 6:44

you should get a doggy seat belt. just think what would've happened if you'd of crashed :(

Erto 17

Sunday 24 August 2014 13:39

The dog's your responsibility. Tie it up or face the consequences. Ydi

apineapple 40

Tuesday 11 November 2014 7:31

At least nothing bad happened to you or the dog. it could have been worse.

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