Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML
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AdamGD 0

Wtf? When did a dog have time to take a large crap on a highway???

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thebeefzoosher 0

This would have been a better FML if you stopped for a turtle that turned out to be a pile of dog shit and caused a multi-car accident

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MommyNeedsMoreCo 0

Maybe you were too late and that was what was left of the turtle...

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MukyDaCookie 0

Amazing That was truly epic.

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master565 0

how do u expect tutle to be on a highway

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enuff_crying 0

YDI cause if a turtle is stupid enough to walk on the highway, you should have aided natural selection by killing the turtle so that it wouldnt procreate and we could rid the world stupid turtles. But since in reality you were the one being stupid, i think someone should exercise natural selection on you.

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davdude12 0

For the people asking how a dog shitted on the highway ever think of the term "it scared the shit out of me". I'm pretty sure trucks and cars scared that dog causing it to shit

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fortytwo 0

This comment made me laugh for a good minute. also, OP is an idiot. And everyone on the opposite side of the highway who stopped are too.

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Skarvig 0

And dogshit ***** your life ? ... Seriously ?

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Thisnametaken 0

Clue number one would have been that the turtle was moving too slow for even a turtle. LOL Just kidding. Thanks for the morning laugh.

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