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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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You deserved it 30 098

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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You deserved it 506

By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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You deserved it 14 275

By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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You deserved it 31 425

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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You deserved it 46 318

By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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You deserved it 11 830

This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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You deserved it 119

Vintage cars

By Jeff Again - 03/09/2023 00:02 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be a suave gentleman by opening the car door for my date. The handle came off in my hand, and I had to spend the next 15 minutes pretending I was doing an impromptu repair on my piece of shit car, when I had no idea what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 204

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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You deserved it 10 269

Murphy's Law

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 06:30 - Germany

Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML

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You deserved it 124

thatonetribute 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:43

Kind of a bratty thing to do, hon.

KayDee29 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:39

This makes me happy. I definitely hit YDI.

Comments

EyRaB 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 6:51

Dramatic? So do you wear the pants in the relationship or does she ? YDI

LycanGod 27

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:09

come on! clearly she does lol

username356 14

Sunday 19 July 2015 6:52

You sound mature.

LycanGod 27

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:08

next time don't be a drama queen lol

dantee2005 33

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:15

would u rather be happy knowing u slammed the door as hard as u could and still didn't put a dent in it. no pun intended.

jackipdoc 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:28

Since you were a tad immature I have to say YDI, though that sucks

chaseafterwind82 29

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:38

And the Oscar for best Pissy Display of Bad Temper goes to...

vorspiel 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:43

Bet your girlfriend doesn't want kids seeing as she already has a man-child to deal with.

LosinIt2008 14

Monday 20 July 2015 10:04

lol

hanna_1626 20

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:45

Dingus

jared576 12

Sunday 19 July 2015 8:19

Duke of hazard style

tman1985 9

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:38

"LOOK OUT BO!!"

theBandit68 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 8:37

******* retard

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Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML

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Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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The Top

Today, my husband and I took our two sons (6 and 8 years-old) on a 200 ft hike down to the Torrey Pines beach in San Diego. The beach looked beautiful and the kids were excited to get there. It wasn’t until we finally got there when we found out it was a nudist beach. FML

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You deserved it 727

Today, I realized some of my English students have just been going to their Philosophy professor to help them complete their essays. FML

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You deserved it 105

Today, my "self-schedule" job changed my schedule so I work every Wednesday. My boyfriend lives 3 hours away and this is the only day he has off from his jobs. Also, my previously approved PTO for his birthday, which I spent $1k non-refundable on, was cancelled. So now I'm out the money because I have to work or be fired. FML

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You deserved it 91

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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You deserved it 749

Today, I faced a dilemma. If I don't let the cat sleep in my bedroom, she spends all night howling at the door, waking up my 2-year-old in the process. If I do let her in, the dog gets distressed and chews the contents of the bin. If I let both of them in, I have no room to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 6 136

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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