Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

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Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
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Starfire22 5

What a jerk! Sorry OP, hopefully you'll find someone who will appreciate you for yourself not sex :(

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finndizzle 0

putting your faith in god has nothing to do withthe fact that he pumped n dumped her. iIt has everything to do with that guy is an ass hole

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blubedy 0

wow that guy is a douche ,if he tells anyone that you were bad ,just tell everyone else he has a small dick and you tried your hardest but you just couldnt feel it because its only 3 inches lol

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flyer_fan13 0

what a douche bag

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Ryan4777 0

guys r jerks I'm no gonna lie alot of them are pigs I mean I'm a guy n I realize but I don't just have sex wot a girl n dump her that's just ****** up

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iEjaculateCandy 0

Except that you're an emo piece of shit so you don't count as a man, your man licence has been revoked, please chop your dick off with in the next 2 to 6 business days.

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jonny2x4 0

Just throw a towel on it. Oh, and YDI for getting your pootie stolen.

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MjSmittys 0

the first time happens twice o.o on a full moon

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matrasveer 1

**** you #19 you don't know what the **** you're talking about. She "decided" to have sex with him. It's clear she made him wait for ages but finally "decided" to have sex, and most likely didn't give a shit that he was dieing to get some all that time. And when he finally got laid, it was ******* garbage. I don't blame him for walking out on her for that, I blame women and their silly ******* "values".

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boopityboppity 11

You really are an awful person, if this comment is anything to base your personality off of. No need to blame women and their values; you may as well blame men and our lack of values. Not that I'm saying women all have lofty values and all men have none, but I'm just using ^his^ words against him.

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walktovanish 0

boopityboppity, u just made my list of respectable people on fml

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Cinn_fml 22

@matrasveer; So you're saying it's ok for a guy to pressure a girl to have sex with him, even if she'd rather wait? Whatever her reason, it's upto the individual to choose how long they want to wait. He didn't have to try and stick it out if all he was interested in was sex, he could have gone and found someone who was willing to sleep with him from the off. But if he really cared about her, surely he could've tried to teach her to be better rather than just dumping her - which was pretty damn harsh.

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Paksenarrion 24

There are plenty of men who also wish to wait or are not ready right away. It is up to each couple to decide when they do this. If he was only in it for the sex he should not have bothered with a serious relationship. So glad I didn't have to deal with assholes like you and the OP's ex-boyfriend.

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campbellshayla73 0

he's a dick! u deserve better

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kitkit_fml 0

he's a dumb butt if he expected much for your first time. if u don't have the patience to train a virgin then don't taint their possibility with a one timer.

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