Awkward, Relationship advice and Love: Safe bet

Safe bet

By Hit-and-Run - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 362

You deserved it 3 283

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 225

You deserved it 5 883

I'm OK!

By MAC. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 449

You deserved it 6 042

Sketchy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 595

You deserved it 3 193

Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 593

You deserved it 2 700

Sounds promising

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 771

You deserved it 3 236

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 249

You deserved it 1 256

Guilty

By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 927

You deserved it 3 338

I was right all along

By 3peeps - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 813

You deserved it 4 059

Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 337

You deserved it 2 604

Great, just great

By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 169

You deserved it 6 311

wildsweetchild 19

Thursday 13 December 2012 11:39

No matter what anybody says or thinks, you are the one who creates the life for yourself and if you fully commit to something you truly want...everything is possible!

dre_bro11 12

Thursday 13 December 2012 13:22

Yeah. Get run over by a train instead.

Comments

HWTA 4

Thursday 13 December 2012 15:18

I was once run over by a truck.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 13 December 2012 22:59

Glad you can still communicate with us from the other side...

Gabs2016 10

Thursday 13 December 2012 15:22

Don't stand in the street.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 13 December 2012 16:53

I hope your not paying your counselor. Anyways have faith and don't look for mr. or mrs. right. Let them look for you.

Michaelsmith1502 4

Thursday 13 December 2012 19:45

That doesn't make any sense. If every one were to do that then nobody would be looking for anybody ...

DarthVader77 9

Thursday 13 December 2012 19:03

It is always good to know where you are :)

Michaelsmith1502 4

Thursday 13 December 2012 19:17

Especially if a Asian is driving

Hegemon5087 1

Thursday 13 December 2012 19:20

OP is a fag.

ur2nvthis85 3

Thursday 13 December 2012 21:18

You're in luck! There are some shitty drivers out there! I would say keep your head up but getting hit by a car is easier if you don't so don't give up (or play in traffic)...I have faith all will work out OP...And you never know, getting hit by a car could be the scene where you meet the one...good story for your kids and I'd love to read it on here :)