Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Spicy
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
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jack_jill05 14

At least he kind of called you hot.

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uhhSavage 22

My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.

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Liamj774 36

That's just he way the cookie crumbles

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False_Stupidity 41

That would work if OP worked in a cookie shop, but she works in a donut shop so FAIL.

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fancy_98 19

#77 that is a popular saying and from what your reply to it, I guess you have never heard of it. What failed here is your inability to distinguish that it was a saying and not a pun.

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blazerman_fml 17

You are almost every 2nd guys fantasy.Combining the 2 things we love the most! Be proud OP!I know a lot of guys who would pay to make their girlfriends smell like amazing treats without having to face the wrath!

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adnanrm18 12

you speak for pretty much all men haha! perfect answer hahah

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Face the wrath sounds pretty accurate..just imagine the sticky sugar..that would feel icky.

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Welshite 39

Well you even come with a donut hole. Makes sense.

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trey600rr 22

that gets me hot just thinking about it!

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maximus_prime 24

I'm just wondering if your boyfriend is a policeman OP.

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bgon1350 4

Just make sure he eats your donut holes

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LittleRed79 39

The way this is worded makes me wonder what he would do with actual hot doughnuts if you were to bring some home.

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benjamn 24

I don't see the problem, donuts are awesome, sex is awesome, I just dont see a down side.

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sexual_girl 15

At least he still wants you, better than him not wanting to have sex with you at all.

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