Scoundrel

By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6

Tell him there is a rash that has been bothering you, but you need some cash to go get it checked out.

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TouchDown_fml 0

Well now it's time to get her number or Fackbook page :-)

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Miss_Tyff 0

Shit. That really sucks. What an asshole. If you tracked down the fiance and told her though, chances are she won't believe you, unless you had proof. Snap some pictures? lol

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alex_89 0

hunny wat an ******* jerk! tell the fiance!

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e86 0

That's adorable. He cares about his fiance. Oh wait...

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MermaidGrl 0

I'm with #107! Guys like this piss me off... I almost took the aggression out on my comp after I was done reading it. FYL, indeed.

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dantheman_fml 0

did he atleast pull out?.... and yes hes not a great guy (since hes cheating) but atleast he wants to make sure he doesnt pass anything to his gf.... you all need to chill "omg what an asshole" "chop it offf" etc... relax most of u have thought about gettin in on with someone else but this guy actually had the balls to do it

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ilovefmlife 0

you better tell his fiance what an asshole he is

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koncretekowgirl 0

hahaha did anyone ever think they may be in an open relationship?!

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life_is_good_ 0

What's his name? Better not be my fiance.

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Closeeupp22 0

pleaseeee tell her. idk why u aren't replying but i hope you tell her

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