Sex, Cheating and Love: Scoundrel

Scoundrel

By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML

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You deserved it 14 238

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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You deserved it 4 530

By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 6 700

By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 16 404

By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

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You deserved it 26 257

By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 13 049

By Anonymous - 10/05/2019 16:00

Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 1:23

Tell him there is a rash that has been bothering you, but you need some cash to go get it checked out.

TouchDown_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:18

Well now it's time to get her number or Fackbook page :-)

Comments

leevi1993 12

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:36

one word WOW

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:35

Wow you have to get a hold of that girl and tell her. If my fiance' was cheating on me, I'd want to know! You poor thing though :(

girlnamedkris 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:51

Please never talk to this person again. Wow. Douchetothemax.

Alex_Is_Freaked 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:01

Okay two words ass hole. Love how he waits til after be gets sex to ask I mean seriously

lakergurl91 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:24

Next time follow the 90 day rule!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

cmac86 23

Saturday 17 October 2009 8:41

ydi for sleeping around, ****!

clairdnj 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 6:41

Use CONDOMS.

Str1ke 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 15:01

My opinion try and find the fiance and tell her before they get married instead of her getting hurt later. #149, don't judge you are not an image of perfection i can guarantee that no one is.

DizzyLizzy202 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:50

What a bastard. How dare he assume the OP has a STD! What, does he think she's a prostitute? 1. Tell his fiance. Offer to help get back at him. Whether she accepts or not, go through with this plan. 2. Call him up. Sound tearful. Say you have just found out you've been HIV positive for the past year. 3. If the fiance is in on it, have her say she's going to the hospital to get checked. Be illusive. When the fiance returns, have her say she's HIV positive and possibly attack him. 4. If the fiance isn't in on it, use fear tactics. Make him feel uncomfortable and make him think he's HIV positive as well.