Sea legs

By have it your way - 29/04/2014 19:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
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Sp1k3FML 14

Lmao,moms tend to sometimes hate their sons girlfriend,so don't worry,fyl.

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95DeVille 13

At least you were rescued. That would have been a boat-load of awkwardness.

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AnonymousAlpaca1 18

Are you shore? I think he should be more pacific.

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95DeVille 13

I could explain it better, but it might take a whale. Or do you just need it tidied up a bit?

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cryssycakesx3 22

I bet OP was overcome with a wave of emotion after she nearly drowned.

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95DeVille 13

At least she isn't sleeping with the fishes now.

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95DeVille 13

How dare you use a combo breaker! I shall now call upon the mighty Poseidon to release the Krakken!

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ChristianH39 30

I would've been pissed if my mom said that about my gf, I hope he didn't just let it go

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ckerane 16

how rude, clearly his mum has never met a girl like you

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domolovesyoshi 33

clearly, it's obvious that she probably hated all of his other girlfriends to and probably justly so, to be this judgemental.

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AnonymousAlpaca1 18

Dont'e you mean "Quite a beach?" *sigh* that was terrible. I'm gonna go krill myself.

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machern 1

Well there is a thing called Dramamine. Gezz some people always have to ruin the fun.

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AnonymousAlpaca1 18

To be fair, I didn't even know I got seasick until I was on a boat in rough water. Maybe the same happened to OP.

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slyde32 12

also sometimes you can get seasick randomly, someone who's been out on a boat a thousand times and never gotten seasick, could one day get seasick without warning, my father was in the navy for years, yet got seasick on a fishing boat, on a calm day

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nix1993 41

I hope you called her on it. If she thinks it's ok to say something like that within earshot, then it's perfectly acceptable for you to ask her why she feels that way. Maybe it would teach her to act like an adult in future.

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CaptainSmith28 19

Could we stop the boat puns, please? I don't apre-sea-ate them.

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AnonymousAlpaca1 18

Boo. I'm gonna make you walk the plank-ton.

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sxt8brd 1

Sounds like the woman that gave birth to me. If your man didn't say anything, dump him and find someone that will respect you. I divorced my parents for my family's sake because of stuff like this.

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