Health, Mother in law and Miscellaneous: Sea legs

Sea legs

By have it your way - 29/04/2014 19:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

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Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML

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By Rakoric - 16/04/2017 22:00

Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML

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By SeaSick - 15/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By nomfuck - 09/09/2014 15:53 - United States - Fremont

Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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You deserved it 3 465

By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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The love boat

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 16:30

Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML

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Puffytruffles 18

Wednesday 30 April 2014 0:07

Searious?

Sp1k3FML 14

Wednesday 30 April 2014 0:07

Lmao,moms tend to sometimes hate their sons girlfriend,so don't worry,fyl.

Comments

Fearlessjaydog 7

Wednesday 30 April 2014 6:00

What a terrible person

PassiveAggresive 12

Wednesday 30 April 2014 6:22

Don't worry about what she thinks. A loving parent is usually harsh to the person dating their child. They want to see the bad side of you, and how you handle insults. It shows them how you would react to their child when they're not around.

byefelicia1992 8

Wednesday 30 April 2014 7:15

No worries. That's just how good mothers are. I mean, if its okay for fathers to threaten boyfriends of their daughters, then surely this is okay, too.

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 30 April 2014 7:46

threatening someone is never ok.

byefelicia1992 8

Wednesday 30 April 2014 9:07

it's called sarcasm, sweet pea

cryssycakesx3 22

Friday 2 May 2014 16:03

well get out of town. i wasn't able to figure that out.

KevinGT97 9

Wednesday 30 April 2014 7:44

wow.

duuuh1 11

Wednesday 30 April 2014 7:57

Well you know where to aim next time you get seasick

nikki61 7

Wednesday 30 April 2014 8:36

Dam

nannygirl1990 6

Wednesday 30 April 2014 15:35

this makes me feel so thankful for my mother in law. I don't know if she's ever had anything negative to say or think about me but at least to my face she has always been very sweet and accepting of me from the very beginning.