Sex and Intimacy: Set the scene

Set the scene

By Fire0fisis - 23/05/2012 09:38 - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML

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By rindawg - 20/01/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

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By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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Downhill from here

By forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML

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Sea legs

By have it your way - 29/04/2014 19:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

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Loverman

By dating a manchild - 01/06/2012 23:50 - Denmark - Hellerup

Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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tylerbro 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:18

Did the boat chum before he did?

Rapide100 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:15

You do know there's nothing wrong with just having sex ON the boat...

Comments

krazy6446 1

Thursday 31 May 2012 23:59

How do you not notice a fishimg boat? They're fairly audible.

Angelastic_fml 18

Friday 1 June 2012 14:44

Sounds like you two got a little too chummy.

Queen_Cosmos 7

Friday 1 June 2012 20:12

That's disgusting

ktizzley2k 8

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:50

There's nothing more romantic than getting a yeast infection from bloody fishing boats. I would not **** in nasty water with fish. Shit's gross.

scotth88 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 14:46

At least its not her chum

JackFaire 27

Friday 29 November 2013 5:09

Premature Chumulation

irritatedone 5

Wednesday 29 January 2014 19:15

So you were having sex in water deep enough for a fishing boat to come by. How did you not sink whilst trying to have sex? And why would a fishing bit throw chum that close to another boat? I'm gonna call bullshit on this FML.