Sexy time

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML
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HuskyButt 0

I just wonder why someone wants sex with "a friend". And yeah, like #2 said, there ways to have fun without condoms.

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diemoelol 0

Awww, haha. That's actually kind of sweet to me.

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irockmyworld 0

seriously.. you're hurting my eyes with all this shit you post up. do us a favour and get outta here

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acranine11 0

You don't need to go that far for one night

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guitardedman 0

just take one in the ass. guarantee it'll hurt less than poppin out a kid.

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kk611 0

There are a lot of things wrong with this FML. Bring your own condoms, don't expect the guy to always bring them. Also, I don't see why you would resort to playing cards instead of some foreplay. IMO any sex life without foreplay is pretty boring.

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Trixibell 0

Since when has it been solely the guys responsibility to have condoms?! You're a dick for thinking it, grow up!

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kickrocksbetch 0

i have heard better as well. this is not a fml this is whining

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DaBombb316 0

I agree with ya on that one. Plus, pretty much everywhere has a 24 hour gas station or convenience store in it, which sell...you guessed it...condoms. If you drove that far, but wont drive to the closest gas station YDI for being a ******* retard

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PurpleHaze23 0

How about you say who he really is instead of sugarcoating, darling? He's either a friend with benefits or a **** buddy. Certainly not just a "friend".

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JokerXero 0

This isnt a FML, its a dumbass moment LOL. And they did make hotels in texas, so why in god's name would you waste the money to go that far?

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dcainswo 0

Thank you, this is what i was trying to say. they are involved with other people or something like that, cause they wouldn't have to go far away if they are friends and adults and single..... that way, neighbors don't have to know if they are doing it or not, if it is really a friend!!! and who would interrupt them? hmmmm....... thank you for not being a gullible idiot

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JanisEvans 10

Why exactly was it his responsibility to bring the condoms? If you want to get laid, be prepared... YDI.

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