Health: Sharing is caring

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By girlw/ablog - 02/07/2019 11:00 - United States - Austin

Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML

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By Lor - 09/10/2019 06:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML

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By pukathlon - 10/12/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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SARSvirus79 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:02

Gross. Just, gross.

TrimKibbles 12

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:03

ewww i woulda slapped that bitch. that's just disgusting.

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machiko_fml 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:14

Shove the scarf back into her face so then her face will be filled with nasty snot.

machiko_fml 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:15

-covered. my bad.

catatonicsleep 17

Tuesday 7 December 2010 18:12

but in the shoving process OP could have got snot all over her hands too...

free2speak 14

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:48

and potentially caught flu as well. I hope OP had her flu shots this year!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:39

Flu shots tend to make things worse... they're actually injecting you with the flu virus, dead as it may be, and you'll still get sick to some degree.

athena3100 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 11:20

Screw shots! when i wad younger i got my dhots and i was sick 4 months at a time. then in 2nd grade i stoped getting shots and i havnt gotten sick sense!!!

Geoffrx7 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:23

The worst part about this is you might have caught her fatness. Just to be sure you don't get fat, I would join a gym.

KiaMaster 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:24

if someone dropped there sick scarf full of snot on me, I'd pick it up and throw it at them, or I'd look at her until she looked at me abd tell her to pick it up. she probs did this because your skinny.

yazmi_09 3

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:38

yeah she was probably jealous

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:21

I was going to let your "there" go until I saw "your" also. their* you're* Goddammit.

Kua_Mei 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 23:20

KiaMaster also incorrectly says "them" rather than "her." Even if gender wasn't specified (which it was), them/they/their only refers to plural nouns and collective nouns(?). Don't even get me started on spelling and capitalization.

ridikulous 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:26

if its readable, the u grammar nazis need to stfu. I get it when ur correcting the poor, retarded ppl on here merging incomplete sentences with tons of slang and its unintelligable, but correcting "their" and "your" is totally gay. like seriouslaw guys, im seriouslaw.