Love: Shy boy

Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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Running commentary

By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By rxcrs3 - 09/08/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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The kindness of strangers

By Samprib - 01/06/2013 05:09 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was, "God forbid a maxed-out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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Misunderstood

By fuck - 18/03/2015 17:40 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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Tarak_fml 7

Saturday 24 October 2009 20:12

Just explain. Not that big a deal

dsrs3777 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:14

Everyone saying YDI for not using condoms is a moron. Obviously you use condoms when having sex with someone if you're not sure it would be safe, but with your fiance? if she's on the pill no point, pill is way more effective than condoms as a contraceptive, and you had better know by then whether or not your partner has diseased. So what I'm trying to say is stupid people who don't understand sex STFU

Comments

bquanchi 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:51

You should have just told your friend to grow a pair and buy his own condoms

Dcvictorious 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:03

YDI for living in Manchester

blackonblight 32

Monday 26 October 2009 0:36

On the contrary, living there may well be /why/ his life is ******.

kindness 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:16

oh dear. i hope it all got sorted out. hopefully they trust you enough. just explain and they should believe you. if you're a good enough guy then they should have no insecurities. maybe get your friend to confirm your story? i hope THEY are a believable person. good luck. it should be fine.

mackento 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:43

wow, the issue of wearing a condom wasnt even the topic of the FML. BTW for your information, Condoms are alot less effective at preventing transmission of disease than most of you think, and even have a chance at not catching sperm. I sympatise with you man, if my fiance caught me in that situation I'd want that friend to confess quickly or you'll be in the crapper

danceoo 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 13:35

it's more effective than using nothing. and the pill doesn't stop AIDS or any other STI

Weasel_girl 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:41

But surely you would know if your fiance had HIV/AIDS before you made the decision to stop using condoms?

Bloodknight 22

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:49

Unless you both trust each other 100% and are trying to have a baby, I don't see why you wouldn't be using condoms. That is kinda funny though. Just explain and it'll be fine.

Weasel_girl 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 12:59

Because they are less effective at preventing pregnany than other hormanal treatments such as the pill or injection. That's why.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 25 October 2009 20:16

And also because they don't want to, and I don't think it's going to change your life if she gets pregnant, Bloodknight. It's their business.

2345_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:43

The condom is actually very effective at preventing pregnancy or diseases. Guys always depend on the girl to be the one that keeps everything safe by taking the pill and then the guy gets pissed off when she gets pregnant. He easily could have covered himself up as well.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 25 October 2009 3:09

You should have bought the smallest condoms they had, and tell your friend "hey, I thought you were too shy because you needed the smallest size." And then when your fiancee caught you in line, you could have easily told her "look at these... do you think I could possibly use condoms this small? They're for my undersized friend." You have to make a thorough plan for these kind of excursions.

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 3:18

How old is your friend that he's afraid to buy condoms? I really hate it when people are like that, if you're too immature to just walk into a drug store and buy condoms you're too immature to have sex