Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
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dsrs3777 0

Everyone saying YDI for not using condoms is a moron. Obviously you use condoms when having sex with someone if you're not sure it would be safe, but with your fiance? if she's on the pill no point, pill is way more effective than condoms as a contraceptive, and you had better know by then whether or not your partner has diseased. So what I'm trying to say is stupid people who don't understand sex STFU

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st87 0

Somehow, "these belong to 'a friend'".... just doesn't quite do it. =P

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epanssereves 0

Oh man that sucks :O Hope your fiancée is understanding

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ZeroCharisma 0

I'm sure someone has already said this, but if you're friend is too "shy" to buy condoms, he shouldn't be having sex. That's just completely immature.

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hellokimmiee 5

All you had to do was quickly and quietly explain that you are helping a friend, it's not that hard at all :P

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2345_fml 0

How does that mean he is too immature to have sex? Have you not been to an online sex store? One of the first things they say in the shipping department is that it will be delivered in a plain brown box because so many people were worried about their sex item being seen in the mail.

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shutyourmouth 0

You don't use condoms? Wow you're smart.

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bored690 0

maybe they're trying to have kids... ********

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xheathaax 3

Wow you're smart.. You're judging someone when you don't even know their damn story.

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omghehehe 0

Simple: Explain it to ur fiancee. End of story. He should understand :)

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Mata_Hari 0

Unless you suddenly lost the ability to speak, it should be easy just to explain and have your friend fess up. Also, I don't see what the big deal is. My friends and I went around buying condoms just to see if we could do it in Spanish, and it wasn't very hard. I mean, all you gotta do is get the condom and hand over the cash, it's not like you're going to have to explain in detail what exactly you're going to do with the condom..

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bored690 0

LOL if you're too shy to buy condoms... how can u get naked with someone else and share fluids... this is more of a WTF than a FML

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