Intimacy: Sick moves, dude

Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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mohit88 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:32

So u think u can dance?...in the shower

Aska_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 18:28

I really doubt that dancing naked would ever impress anyone. More like, make you laugh... :P

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cd_130 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 0:20

Lmfao too funny !!!!

heroeslover13 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:26

trying to impress you with dance moves?if you're showering together for the first time, wouldn't everything be a bit more sensual?

greendaygirl999 5

Tuesday 6 July 2010 22:24

I doubt he thought it was a dance move...

Rajdeep0_o 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:02

wow, ouch this would suck hella. is ur face okay though??

moonlit_manga 0

Friday 4 September 2009 4:37

lol it the thought (in this case the action) that counts. funny buy owch though....is you alright?? (intended stupid spelling) :0

Incendia 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:53

Ouch!

Crncj 0

Monday 11 July 2011 1:07

Ikr this is like the most painful FML or heard

truth34bos 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 22:35

Is He OK?

ohFawkYou 0

Monday 7 September 2009 5:13

he's a keeper :)

BxDaddy555 0

Monday 7 September 2009 16:21

OK, hope your ok, cause that had to hurt like hell. Tell him to stop trying to impress, after all you were both naked taking a shower, so he's already in as far as your concerned, so enjoy be safe and have fun!!! Take are of you face and buy a shower mat so that he doesn't fall again!!

jcrazy123 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:16

YDI why don't you have bath mat always better to be safe

Rijii 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:55

Why the hell would he try to "pull a dance move" in a shower? It's really not that complicated - you hop in the shower, you bend over, he puts it in, finish up, scrub each other down, and DONE. Do more complicated tricks later once you have more shower-sex experience. I don't blame you for this, I blame your boyfriend. FYL.