Intimacy: Sick moves, dude

Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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mohit88 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:32

So u think u can dance?...in the shower

Aska_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 18:28

I really doubt that dancing naked would ever impress anyone. More like, make you laugh... :P

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XoRoxybabe615Xo 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:27

LMAO!!!!!!!! y would u try to dance in the fricken shower?!?!

overxrated 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:30

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

PinkDahlia 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:47

Hahahahahahah oh my god that's fantastic! Marry me

ashleycashman 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:20

haha thats hilarious. FYL.

LaughingVeggies 0

Friday 11 September 2009 21:02

Wtf is with Canada!? They're the worst when it comes down to FML's.

caliloveex3 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:46

oh damn girl.. ive had showers with guys but not like that!. that must have hurt like hell!

Yuuki_chan_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 22:01

Haha, I've showered with my boyfriend once, and I was honestly expecting something like that to happen. xD

tori96 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:10

ive hada a shower with boys too. but i would have kicked some ass if that happen to me.

bibg12345 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 8:28

it's called a shower mat

mrR4G3R 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:35

you cant dance without one.

kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:17

no glove, no love, that's what I say

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