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By Badchristian - 05/04/2012 04:17 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

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You deserved it 43 253

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By Marika - 20/07/2015 17:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 337

You deserved it 9 237

Proportional response

By Sav - 04/02/2023 16:00

Today, after I hooked up with a guy the other night and we had lots of fun, (or so I thought), I woke up to a text saying, “I feel worthless and disgusting after having sex.” He said he was a virgin and he’s a Christian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 027

You deserved it 247

By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 184

You deserved it 289

By churchgoer - 20/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML

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You deserved it 9 576

It says a lot of shit

By Imnotfromhere - 26/06/2021 00:01

Today, I showed up to work with a hickey on my neck and found out my boss is very Christian. He wasted my entire lunch break ranting to me about how the Bible says I shouldn't be having sex before marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 192

You deserved it 354

By hickey - 05/02/2010 10:35 - United States

Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 62 388

By aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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You deserved it 6 648

How does she know?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 08:00

Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML

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You deserved it 391

Spread the word

By JAY22 - 26/03/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment. Things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another, and the next thing I knew, she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said, "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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You deserved it 35 818

By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 20:25 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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You deserved it 3 335

dragonstrike94 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:26

It's okay because sex is good for you

Pelreskovich 11

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:31

Nothing says good Christian morals like going spread eagle with your Christian accountability partner.

Comments

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:36

If you feel guilt for this simply ask forgiveness. Then ask for a different partner I am not sure how Christian accountability partner works. Get one you know you will not be attracted to. We are all human and even the most devout fall into temptation. Don't let one action you feel was sinful define you instead let it help you.

T1A2Z3 34

Saturday 31 March 2018 21:55

Or you know the OP could just ask for all the hot guys and have a Christian gang bang?

ifoundalaska 11

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:37

How was it?

jaredofmo 22

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:37

What God hath put together, let no man tear asunder!

MrsDruidess 23

Saturday 2 November 2013 11:28

right! maybe it wasn't the way you thought it should happen, but maybe someone above is trying to tell you something! and if not, sex isn't wrong! Don't be free with it, but don't hide from it. Do you really want to end up married to someone who can't satisfy you because you were too afraid to take him/her for a test drive? Faith is great but you have to be real, God is ok with real, just keep your head about you.

ryanmanning 3

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:38

"doesn't matter, had sex"

muffinXmonster 12

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:38

Woohoo go Christian values!!!

brendazelada 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:42

Time for confession

jagjag23 0

Sunday 16 September 2012 18:21

Whoa hi lol

phsdude5 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:44

Was this partner, by any chance, a Catholic priest?

Steel_BZ 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:45

How is this a "FML"? More like "LML"!!

MissHayleyJames 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:49

Because its a sin and some people try not to commit sins and take it very seriously. Therefore they're upset about it and totally regret it. I absolutely regret sleeping with a couple boyfriends before I met my husband. I regret it every day and wish I'd waited, but we can't dwell on our mistakes so we just have to accept them and move on.

Torva_fml 16

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:50

You should at least tell us what you thought LML should stand for.. I'm lost?? "lick my lefty?"

T1A2Z3 34

Saturday 31 March 2018 21:57

Live my life? Love my life? Lick my life? Like sleeping with my Christian accountability partner my life?

groupleader 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:47

Well, maybe you will be lucky and end up pregnant, then you & your accountability partner can raise the kid with some "badchristian" (talk about irony!) values...