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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 13:47 - United States - Roxboro

Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML

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You deserved it 1 927

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By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 367

You deserved it 3 658

Shit stirrer

By PrinceJ - 27/10/2018 17:30

Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 483

You deserved it 196

By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 653

You deserved it 11 623

I'm not, but…

By Queerbait - 05/11/2015 06:52 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 837

You deserved it 2 418

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 878

You deserved it 5 730

Not cool

By no I've never asked for anal - 20/09/2015 13:44 - United States - Buffalo

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 095

You deserved it 3 793

By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 820

You deserved it 2 743

By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 231

You deserved it 5 177

By Zanovitch - 13/08/2013 20:19 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 074

You deserved it 4 275

Late bloomer

By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 343

You deserved it 15 352

jakers8424 18

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:15

Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry

Sphanz 17

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:17

Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself

Comments

simply_meeeee 26

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:26

I'm sorry for your loss, OP. Your girlfriend should be more considerate.

fpants2010 18

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:28

OP, I'm so sorry about your loss! Take your time to grieve, and I hope your girlfriend becomes more caring and understanding :(

elizacandle 29

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:30

I'm sorry op. your sister is being an incentive bitch. you're allowed to mourn your grandmother. sorry for your loss.

fpants2010 18

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:42

Did you read the post?

khoov19 20

Thursday 19 November 2015 4:31

Okay class, today's lesson is reading....the words of the day are girlfriend and sister. Can anyone see or recognize the difference?????

Girlshotdown1 21

Thursday 19 November 2015 4:39

You done ****** up #15

MrPotatoFace 9

Thursday 19 November 2015 16:17

wow, these assholes are downvoting your comment cause you wrote sister instead of girlfriend.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Saturday 21 November 2015 16:12

Well 93, there's a definite difference between someone's sister and their girlfriend. I'd say 15 deserves the downvotes, I'm not sure how they got "sister" from the FML.

HoboMeth 33

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:34

I'm sorry for your loss, by loss i mean your grandmother & your girlfriend

shitstorm28 11

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:36

break up with her.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:43

I want to start a gay bar with a homophobe just to see how all their weird stereotypes are implemented. "Discounts shall be issued to patrons who bring their grandmothers' death certificates."

Ichiya 29

Thursday 19 November 2015 2:04

I want to take you to a gay bar...

glexy 16

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:44

I think you should end it with her, OP. Not only is she stupid to think that, but she's also rude

Dwarfed 9

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:55

poor OP, a dead grandma and now everyone telling him to leave his girlfriend. sorry for you man, it might not seem like it right now but there is so much more out there, dont stop fighting the fight, depression can be tough, just think about someone you love and what you wouldnt do for them, do that for yourself.