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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 13:47 - United States - Roxboro

Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML

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By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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Shit stirrer

By PrinceJ - 27/10/2018 17:30

Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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I'm not, but…

By Queerbait - 05/11/2015 06:52 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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Not cool

By no I've never asked for anal - 20/09/2015 13:44 - United States - Buffalo

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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By Zanovitch - 13/08/2013 20:19 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML

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Late bloomer

By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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jakers8424 18

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:15

Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry

Sphanz 17

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:17

Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself

Comments

psychoe 9

Thursday 19 November 2015 1:15

Gender roles are so old-fashioned.

Oogly979 8

Thursday 19 November 2015 1:22

Just dump the bitch.really wtf.

ekalfhsa 2

Thursday 19 November 2015 1:23

I once had a bf threaten to dump me because I went crazy whilst my dad was recovering in hospital for a suicide attempt. You don't need that shit, man. Tell her to grow a heart or GTFO. I'm sorry for your loss.

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Thursday 19 November 2015 8:04

Well I mean... you did admit to going crazy. I know the circumstances you were under were intense, but emotionally stable people can cope with situations like that. And before you say I don't understand, I have been in your exact same shoes, except my father didn't get to recover.

pinkiepink 15

Thursday 19 November 2015 1:29

double standards are awful

RageWolf16 31

Thursday 19 November 2015 1:33

Ex-girlfriend. You meant to say ex-girlfriend.

TheLadyOpal 30

Thursday 19 November 2015 1:36

Please, please, PLEASE let us know that you dumped her like a sack of shit. That kind of insensitivity should never be tolerated from a significant other, no matter what.

Tyrez 32

Thursday 19 November 2015 8:15

The word "Faggish" should never be tolerated.

wanttobe 8

Thursday 19 November 2015 2:01

pretty ignorant. I've been dating the same strong, manly man h his gm passed away. it was best to let him know I was there while still giving him space he needed. sounds like she's got some overwhelming projection vomit on you

heartofhannah 28

Friday 20 November 2015 4:55

What?

writerchic85 25

Thursday 19 November 2015 2:17

She's a homophobic redneck and you could do better

mercyelvira42 23

Thursday 19 November 2015 2:42

Because a man with emotions definitely means he is gay. I'm sure she would be upset if you had no emotions at all. I'm sorry for your loss, as well as your girlfriend's ignorance