Smell test

By smellybelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
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Sinamoi 18

Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.

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MetalxSoldier 26

You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!

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l0v3p4in 7

He was looking for buried treasure. Did he find a one 'lint' coin?

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swaggiemarie 1

this sounds exactly like what my boyfriend of 3 years would do hahaha. but were in highschool

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coopdaddy267 5

Ha wow that's pretty messed up sounds like something a little brother would do

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jessica_m7619 0

Eww that's gross.. Yes have a talk wit him he's 27

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pagullarka 9

You should be happy, he wasn't scratching his butt

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michaelkiddguru 3

"Hey honey look I found your other earring." Her facial expression....O___o

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ParryOtter 7

Why do they always say ages in their FML's? Nobody is going to assume you are dating a 5 year old.

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mosquito19 14

do the same, don't shower for a few days and make him smell your cooch

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