Smell test

By smellybelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
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Sinamoi 18

Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.

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MetalxSoldier 26

You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!

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KaR1sma 6

Lol wow tell him to pick you a winner!

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moonlight6654 6

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mynameispickle 0

And that's why he's still not married...

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glasstrdrps 11

I'll never understand why people dig around in their belly button..or how it collects dirt & smells. Do people not clean themselves anymore?

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victoria216 3

Maybe you should get a boyfriend that's mature. But girls mature dater then boys but seriously tell him to stop actin like his 5!

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ComaCalm 5

YDI for being with someone like that and whining about it. Just dump him.

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BackToSq1 4

YDI for dating a moron. Try someone that actualy deserves a gf!

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SmileyLexie123 0

What do you see in him?

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grr4tigress 12

Yup.. My bf does that too :/

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