Smell test

By smellybelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 591
You deserved it 4 726
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Sinamoi 18

Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.

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MetalxSoldier 26

You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!

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loserman67 35

Could have been worse... Could have been: A: Digging in between his toes and offered you some jam B: Digging in his ass crack and offered you a butt nugget C: Digging in his nose and offered you a green jelly bean D: Digging around his crotch and offered you some Fromunda cheese I agree it was childish on his part, but you must always try to turn a negative into a positive!

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Caper91 0

People on this site are too serious.. Why so serious FML?

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dennisisgood100 7

Your a fricking moron for dating him you deserve it

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MissMae93 23

I just gagged a little. That's disgusting, OP, teach your man (I mean boy) some manners and class!

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cherol 0

He need to take a real show and wash himself better.

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SeemsToFail 0

It took me while to get what number 10 said haha

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Ibeatmyself 3

it only smells cause ur with a very dirty fat person

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xaznxthaigerx 5

I'm married to one that does that. That's after i married him I found out he does it. Plus pick his nose and puts it under the desk or on his shirt or on the wall. And rub his sack and puts it in my face. now that sucks!

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