Smell test

By smellybelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
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Sinamoi 18

Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.

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MetalxSoldier 26

You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!

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TexasJosh 0

Extremely gross, but some of you act, or shall I say instead, come off like you don't ever do or say anything others would call childish. While maybe not gross like this, all of us do it and have done it.

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heyyy464 1

Are you dating Patrick Star?

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Xcherrypie 16

Fart in a cookie tin, place on lid quickly, then offer him a tasty snack. That'll learn him!

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tdun25 1

Feel lucky thats the worst of your problems

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jujubunni5 9

Maybe the smell reminds him of his mother

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wanna_bee 8

So I don't understand, what's the problem? Just remember you chose to date 'im.

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