Love, Gross and Miscellaneous: Smell test

Smell test

By smellybelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 591

You deserved it 4 726

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 749

You deserved it 294

By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 147

You deserved it 588

By coffee_princess - 22/07/2010 23:14 - Canada

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 944

You deserved it 4 465

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 538

You deserved it 6 364

By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 547

You deserved it 7 164

By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 226

You deserved it 4 942

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 993

You deserved it 5 285

By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 477

You deserved it 2 905

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 663

You deserved it 403

By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 696

You deserved it 1 694

Sinamoi 18

Friday 2 March 2012 11:59

Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.

MetalxSoldier 26

Friday 2 March 2012 12:02

You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!

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pinkpixie06 11

Friday 2 March 2012 17:07

Eww...so gross

carlangas 2

Friday 2 March 2012 17:09

Just humor your man and enjoy his odors

Daederoth 10

Friday 2 March 2012 17:15

YDI for staying with him.

texanplayer 1

Friday 2 March 2012 17:16

I do that too

TheHeavyOne 15

Friday 2 March 2012 17:24

Sounds like a very mature keeper. Lock that down, now!

Clarese 0

Friday 2 March 2012 17:27

And you wanna stay with that? Enjoy your life if you do.

pinkredneck30 2

Friday 2 March 2012 17:55

Doesn't change much even at 38! Lol

lolabeth2 0

Friday 2 March 2012 18:14

Why are you going out with this person...

Boneserz 0

Friday 2 March 2012 18:26

He's probably trying to break up with you...

livingtolaugh1 0

Friday 2 March 2012 19:04

the **** i just read.

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