Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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tooGee24 0

he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it

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jay4who7 0

nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

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sallen0046 4

Forget your life, his life is practically ruined. He will forever have to explain to any agency running a background check why he was charged with such a thing, and even worse if he's actually convicted of whatever sex crime they chose to charge him with.

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Vacant 7

His own damn fault, what if he was masturbating around a bunch of people or even AT someone? He deserves it for being a perverted idiot, not like it's one of those stupid sex-offender list things like dating a 17 year old when you're 18.

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mightymart 5

wow, cool boyfriend! you must be so proud!!

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Vacant 7

You're thirteen and have no idea what you're even talking about, stop showing everyone how much of an ass you are. Edit: This was supposed to be at #206

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bahhhh1 2

maybe you should pleasure him better:) and then no pulling meat in public!! YAY:)

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mooshibear140 4

Hah. I can imagine walking on the street and seeing that. xD

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