Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 529
You deserved it 6 239

Same thing different taste

Top comments

tooGee24 0

he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it

jay4who7 0

nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

Comments

pay his bail. your fault, he wouldn't need to ********** if you put out for him

gawddddd 3

porter12-Is your first name Hamilton? Like in The Sandlot?(: Haha

yummycupcakegirl 0
krisztian_fml 7

thats what you get for not satisfying him

mountiansnow 0

if he prefers jackin off in public thn havin sex withu in ur house thn ur responsible 4 tht

yummycupcakegirl 0

you are very cute and France was very nice when I was there with a friend:)

yummycupcakegirl 0

srry that was from a previous FML I wasnt talking 2 u. Sorry!!:(

The cop must not have been impressed. poor you. FYL.