Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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tooGee24 0

he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it

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jay4who7 0

nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

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overachiever2626 0

lmao. I haven't heard that before.

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conor19 0

omg that's amazing how can he do that in public XD

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cidhighwind 0

all I can say is bad luck on his part, 4/5 of those that live around here have either had sex openly in public and or pulled one off, good way to drop the stress level a few levels, doubt it's either persons falt he was horny and alone it could have been worse lol bad luck mate, funny tho

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I_Killed_Death 0

maybe if you would've given him sone action, he wouldn't jack off as much.

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JasonJ 5

so can i ask how they found out he was doing it?? haha i can imagine a camera pointing down at the stalls and spying on em.

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yutsnme 0

Wow, I wouldn't bail him out! He now has to register as a sex offender FOR LIFE! he will now be on meganslaw.com. That's serious!

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