Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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tooGee24 0

he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it

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jay4who7 0

nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

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lolatlifehahaha 0

hmmm. does your boyfriend by any chance happen to be a gorilla? ...too many public masturbation fmls these days...

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chrissaaababy 0

prolly masterbating to other girls in public. fyl

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

maybe you should find a new bf. but ydi you shouldn't have bailed him out.

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FireBug24_7 0

Why does it always seem to be the girlfriends fault for not ******* the bf enough? Stupid kids, lol. I say we sterilize most the population to stop idiots reproducing and end over population. FYL that your bf tried to use his pecker as a pickup line!

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icadragoon 11

This should say ex boyfriend, if my boyfriend ever did this I'd kick him to the curb. Thankfully I date guys mature enough to not ********** in public.

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skyeyez9 24

157: He could have a great sex life for all we know. Jerking off in public is a fetish and obsession for some creepers like OP's bf. Sex life at home has nothing to do with it.

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masked812 0

sounds like someone needs to step their game up

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