Intimacy: Smooth talkin' dude

Smooth talkin' dude

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 01:48 - Canada

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 910

You deserved it 5 886

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 634

You deserved it 8 640

Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 979

You deserved it 13 039

By redlips - 09/11/2010 18:06 - Japan

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 383

You deserved it 7 415

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 694

You deserved it 6 405

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 418

You deserved it 7 163

By Sharibabi65 - 07/03/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 454

You deserved it 6 852

By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 505

You deserved it 10 596

By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 884

You deserved it 2 895

By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 719

You deserved it 22 421

By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 690

You deserved it 905

aznbitch 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:05

HAHAHHAHA win

marinus_fml 19

Friday 12 November 2010 9:10

The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?

Comments

juleski21 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:38

Why do you think this is a bad thing. There are tons of pervs out there that would do anything to suck on some titis, so be grateful.

tokyohenjin 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 7:24

Seconded. Pics or it didn't happen.

hkkilla 6

Saturday 13 November 2010 9:27

how is this an FML? your fiancé is awsome! he likes your boobs, fiancé FTW!

tubal069 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:40

Well do you? Show us all what you're working with. Let us be the judge.

Hrny_lover220 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:27

Can I suck em

Dadsgotmominhisd 0

Monday 15 November 2010 11:13

man they really most be nice. well if you play it right you'll have me/ him eating right out of your hands. make it work for you

jcfrisco 13

Wednesday 8 December 2010 6:24

pics or it didnt happen

sara8866 8

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:34

I wouldn't marry a douche like that!!

okieraider71 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 5:13

Are you crazy?? Listen very very close: That is the single greatest compliment a guy can give a chick!!!

oops_im_fucked 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 8:46

Hey it's a compliment, right?

Keywords

AITA Awkward First Dates Love Dogs Animals Cute Am I overreacting? Alcohol Food Health Relatable Thanksgiving Politics Family Holidays Miscellaneous Transportation Cars Sex Intimacy Contraception Cheating Suspicious Poopoo peepee Kids Gross Accident Gifts Birthday

The Top

Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 152

You deserved it 5 869

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 360

You deserved it 5 630

The Top

Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 071

You deserved it 3 570

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 709

You deserved it 2 028

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 678

You deserved it 10 829

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 041

You deserved it 130

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 347

You deserved it 6 723

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 980

You deserved it 2 886

Smooth talkin' dude

Same thing different taste

Classy

Top comments

Comments