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By Rhine - 16/12/2012 23:51 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
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ayamekiba 13

Ignore the muggle, you should of followed it with 'my name might not be luna but i know how to lovegood.'

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dunebro 15

I don't know what nargles are, so I wouldn't have cared. But then I looked it up. I would have walked away too.

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Toothbrush12 9

Maybe he likes her so much that he wasn't willing to risk her being eaten by Nargles?

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colaptesauratus 5

That's really really adorable! You can do better than that muggle ;)

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blazon_paradox 23

So not good enough for you if he didn't know that. I mean, you can browbeat someone into reading the books, but he'd never even seen the movies...

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wsdarrah 14

Number 36, that was funny! I get that reference, does anybody else?

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Urzaknight 4

1. IF that happened to me I'd have grabbed the girl and given her the best kiss she'd ever have. 2. He needs to read more often.

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wholockian 0

Obviously you deserve so much better. My boyfriend would be proud of me if I said that. Nerd love is the best love.

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