Smooth

By Rhine - 16/12/2012 23:51 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
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ayamekiba 13

Ignore the muggle, you should of followed it with 'my name might not be luna but i know how to lovegood.'

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A7X313 6

That is awesome! I would have kissed you right there :)

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newtrose92 1

That would have been mine comment too

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madgrinchhatter 12

That guy missed out. I would have kissed you. I fell for my last girlfriend because we were both Potterheads.

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ConnyTheUnicorn 8

He obviously isn't the one.

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shopgirl89 6

If he can't appreciate and understand that, he isn't worth it. That's super cute.

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kathbutter 12

hahaha if he didn't appreciate that then you don't need him

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zyxwv987 1

That is the best response you could have had! He obviously isn't worthy! :)

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cloud1138 10

Come on OP you couldn't have been the only person there who's read Harry potter and the order of the Phoenix you should just try that on everyone there

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