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By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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csigabajnok 0

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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alishaleesha 1

That's my kinda man, haha.

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skeez_fml 0

maybe he was just trying to cheer you up by making you laugh? at least he didn't say "with my dick in your mouth" or something along those lines...

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Chickmechanic69 0

hahhha nice..... thats something my boyfriend would say.... he'd be hlf serious and half kidding.

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know_your_role 0

that's something i would say.

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KatieWagnerFab 0

Now come on...after what, 20-40 minutes of sex you would feel better

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holynemesis1208 3

always thinking with the wrong head. haha.

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AliSama 17

tell him, "if you can keep it up for more then 30 seconds unlike last time"

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genius_man16 0

that's what I'm thinking all these people with tree trunks up their asses, jesus, learn to take a joke I agree that he might have been semi-serious, but that doesn't mean he would be against just cuddling.

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