Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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csigabajnok 0

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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hailhall 0

i woulda said hell yeahhh you can

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Zic_fml 7

There is one word, and how do I like to call it... ummm... Humour! Right! But I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you said yes. After all,he sad he'll cheer you up, right?

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Miss_fml 0

That sounds like my boyfriend trying to be funny and cheer up the situation..But that sucks if he was totally serious and you were feeling sad. #67..that is soo ****** up good thing he is your ex...You could take him to court for that stuff

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jess18ox 0

my boyfriend does the EXACT same thing, hahahahha :)

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LifeSUCKS143 0

That sounds EXACTLY like my EX-boyfriend. It's the horny-all-the-time-asshole-who-loves-your-body-more-than-your-mind type. I would suggest you dump him if you haven't already.

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