Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 810
You deserved it 19 981

Same thing different taste

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Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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Alright, I'm a guy and I'd do the same he did, cose after all, he said he'd make you feel better somehow. And you agreed to come over, why would you need to go over to listen to his crap? As for #67, guess what? If the only times he'd be able to have sex with you is before you wake up. Then I guess you were always saying no, so you might as well get a priest or something. Give to receive baby, I don't complain when my girl wakes me up that way, and it happened that sometimes I woke up to huge pain, as if she almost broke it or something. And I'd just say, easyyyyyyyyy, slow down!!..So seriously, man up! A guy can tell by a girl's face when she means NO, she doesn't need to even say it. But yeah, the first girlfriend that tells me NO, I'll dump her right there...that's where the whole problem starts. She says no, next time you say NO, had friends go over that crap, I heard a friend of mine saying he didn't do his wife for 6 months!!! I was even like WOWWWWW and I asked him. So when are you going to marry PALMela? Yes, most guys have high sex-drives...live with it or marry a priest ;]

I know someone who does that. Asks the same question, that is. Though he does, indeed, want sex, I take it he must figure one of two things: Positive response: "Sweet, it was totally worth asking." Negative response: "Just kidding, sweetie."

One track minds. I don't care how funny it is in context after the fact or from a third party pov, when you're upset and you just want to vent or cuddle, you're hardly interested in how much your guy is NOT paying attention to you and your bad day and more worried that he's horny and waiting for some way to ask you if you'll have sex w/him. I have sex quite often btw, and I rarely ever say no, even when I should, but that is just insensitive to say, regardless of how he *meant* for it sound.

He totally took the focus off of HIM comforting YOU on *your* bad day, and made the situation all about him and YOU comforting HIM. Selfish.

frozen_heart 0

oooh he's a keeper in the same way that a disease is

savesam 0

he was probably just really horny. you should feel flattered by his need for affection that others would kill for.

Lovebug9 0

It would make me feel better. That's funny though. He sounds like a funny guy.

I just have to say that this guy sounds like he might have a good sense of humor. Sex always cheers me up...especially if I'm mad at my boyfriend. Go over there, **** his brains out, and get over it! At least your boyfriend isn't deployed sweetheart.

zebendyone 0

Hahahaha. That's hilarious. And sounds exactly like my boyfriend. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if almost the exact same scenario has happened to me. It does annoy me, but I make fun of him for it later. xD

Rrandommness 0

EPIC MALE FAIL LOL why is my gender so stupid