Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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csigabajnok 0

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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Cortney 0

Hahah, wow. That's actually kind of funny.

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serially 0

your bf is funny. I'll snuggle with him if you don't want to.

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ODEEZY 0

He is a ******* gentlemen!!! #44 and I are on the same page

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liveitlearnit 0

Who cares if he wanted to be physical? At least he took the time to have you over his house when you were in a bad mood. You could say 'not tonight', and get over it. Not FYL. Appreciate him.

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Teliz3021 0

it depends on what a horrible day means. if you were stressed out, sex is the best medicine! if someone died or you lost your job... then totally out of place. but other than that... seems like your bf is pretty funny

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engineerd 0

this has ACTUALLY happened to me before... cheered me up though. I found it really difficult to suppress laughter and pretend to be offended.

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abcdefghilyxx 0

my boyfriend does that to me also and I hate it! you're not the only one so don't worry.

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3lended7wice 0

i mean im sure someones said it all ready but.... How is this unfortunate in any way?

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blah_blah_shity 0

#67- your boyfriend ****** you when u were sleeping???? thats ******* creepy. but yeah... LOL

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