Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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csigabajnok 0

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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meow_meow_fml 0

yeah wow that reminds me of my bf, actually is my bf you bf?

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virgin4life 0

**** YOU i am gona shit a brick if one more person submits an FML about actually getting ass. if you want to brag about how much sex you're having do it elsewhere.

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sillypun 0

this is pretty damn funny.... your boy has a great sense of humor. if you are all pissed off and worked up after a bad day, just light a blunt or have a drink... get your boyfriend to rub you down, non-sexually for the first 5-10 minutes till you can finally relax, then get that dick inside you, girl, and watch your troubles disappear. this guy cracks me up. he is a winner.

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writeoutloud 0

Oh and to all of the negative comments, lighten up...she was obviously too upset to ****. Sex is great, but sometimes you just don't want it.

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whiskylover 0

Hahah that is way to ******* funny! I need to use that the next time my gf wants to cuddle. That is PURE ******* AWESOMENESS!

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fb_fml 0

I think it's insensitive *and* I'm not "not getting any." My boyfriend has basically said this to me before, and it was funny because I wasn't upset at the time. But if the girl is genuinely having a bad day/crying/etc, it's not a good time for that kind of humor (I guess that depends on the person, or the severity of the situation). She's not an "uptight bitch" for not being able to take a joke when she's sad. Sometimes physical pleasure/intimacy is just not the solution to a bad day.

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Jimmy_fml 0

LOLOLOL WOW WEE I bet your bf is loads of fun. you should be grateful to be in the presence of such a genius

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