So… good news, or…?

By daddy-o - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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brokenangelexy 13

Don't be silly wrap your willy!

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tencentsakiss 19

I want to know if this is just your cute way of writing, or if she's really too dumb to realize that she's pregnant.

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MaddySwaggedUp 0

I love how she's pregnant and then your name on here says " Daddy-O "

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silvergaze 1

Ohhh I get it.... Abortion hun! Abortions are great!

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Dont you realize that abortions are "legal" murders? Its a horrible thing that nobody should have come up with. I dont think people realize that they are killing innocent babies who didnt get the chance to take their first breath, take their first steps, ride a bike, go to school, graduate, fall in love, and have a family of their very own. I am VERY much against abortions and i dont care if everyone on here thumbs down this comment but ill stand for what i think is right or wrong and abortions are one of the horrible inhumane creations of man. So please, dont even consider abortions, its not the babies fault that its parents cant support a baby and still decided to take the chance.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

The comment i was gunna post on here got posted on some other dudes comment -_-

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Do you not understand that abortions are "legal" murders? I dont know how people can live with themselves knowing that they ruined that baby's opportunity of life, and now that child will never get to experience their first breath, their first steps, their first words, their first day of school, their graduation, falling in love, and maybe even starting a family of their own. I dont care if every person thumb downs this reply but im gunna stand for what i think is right or wrong and i STRONGLY disagree with abortions. Its not the baby's fault the parents cant support it and still took that chance. Bottom line: Abortions are screwed up!

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Esiuol_fml 5

YDI for not being careful if you think this is a FML...plus you're an idiot for calling periods an illness.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I think the GIRLFRIEND said the whole period being an "illness" thing, and OP is just saying it. Dumbass...

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mommy2cassidy 18

I think of mine as an illness. Mostly because I have a lot of issues that go along with it. I don't say it out loud for all the judgemental jerks to argue with me about though.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Well youre kinda asking for it when you decide to take the chance and have sex with the girl... Just saying ;)

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oarisimo 4

Wait...are you just being clever in your way of wording this or is she REALLY too moronic to put two and two together and realize she's pregnant?? God, I hope it's not the latter...there's been way too many fmls involving complete idiots lately.

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katiejeankran 5

Lol RUDE. You're gonna be a dad! Be happy.

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RoseCrystal 17

How his brain should have worked, "Hmm looks like pregnancy today, better wear a raincoat." You better stick around for that baby.

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gracehi 31

Congratulations! The circumstances may not be ideal so it may seem like bad news right now, but once you meet your child you will feel very different and you'll realize that becoming a father is the best thing that could ever happen to you.

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