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By Atomic_Tangerine - 29/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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Justboy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:16

No worries mate, chin up! I much prefer small boobs on a woman its way hotter. And just think of the state the big ones are gonna be when they're older, no one wants to see that!

cms70 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:14

Don't worry not everyone is into big boobs. My boyfriend hates big boobs.

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toothdecay7758 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:53

implants ftw

uj_fml 4

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:54

not true at all models are totally flat, and yet many people find them hot dont worry about it, decent sizes are in

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 15:41

I don't really think many models are hot. Being able to count all your ribs isn't very sexy. However I don't really care about boobs, as long as you got a nice round booty. ;)

Seti_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:01

I actually prefer women with small boobs (most of the time, there are of course exceptions.) It's really just different preferences people have, so don't get too down about it.

SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:06

trust me hun your not missing anything anyways i would LOVE to have smaller boobs. No backaches and clothes fit better. Smaller boobs are a good thing, that was plain rude of your mom and there are plenty of hot girls in this worls with a smaller chest size and i am sure your one of them :-)

itsgen 16

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:00

that was really nice and im sureee shes hot too lyk really why are brest sizes even important? and ouchh i hope ur back pains go away

lovely997 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:08

What's wrong with big boobs. You people are stupid.

wink568 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:58

Nothing, except for health problems in some cases of them being too big. Nothing is wrong with small ones either.

car6435 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:11

i prefer small or medium. or if she just looks cute. the personality would be the main defining factor. my girl friend. is that and a great personality makes her hotter its basically is a matter of oppinion in these cases. dont worry. u can be not in one guys eyes. but hot in some one elses eyes.