SORRY!

By imsorry - 14/01/2015 23:57 - United States - Oakland

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Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
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homesuckfucker 28

You obviously aren't happy in your relationship, if you feel the need to apologize for consensual mutual enjoyment. You should have a talk with your girlfriend and address the problem. And, if it comes down to it, decide whether or not you really want to be with her. Good luck.

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CDobs 8

Sage wisdom from a person who calls himself "homesuckfucker"

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homesuckfucker 28

My username does not reflect my intellect. It's a nod to a comic that I like. That aside, I apologize if my advice isn't appeasing. I just feel that both parties should be able to enjoy themselves during sex, and not have to worry about apologizing for it.

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TanzWolf 26

I don't understand why you got thumbed down, 13. I agree completely, and I don't understand girls who get angry or stop sex when their partner finishes first...

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homesuckfucker 28

I didn't interpret it as the girlfriend being upset over a premature climax, which would be understandable if he didn't then help her get off. I thought OP meant that he feels as if he shouldn't be allowed to enjoy himself.

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_kyleG_ 34

I mean, there could have been a very good reason for that apology, but moaning it is a little weird.

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DrCheese 16

Good god man. Where have your balls gone!?

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rons_hot 3

He was probably apologizing for cumming first. Before she did

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Darkness_Hate 29

Better than saying someone else's name. So don't worry.

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R2Y2 22

FYL, but you don't need to apologize.

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SarcasticShade 16

Yeah if climaxing first is an issue put some numbing cream on your wick a little while before you start relations and you should be good. Be sure it dries properly or she may do numb too.

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