School and Awkward: Sorry

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By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 02:01 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML

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By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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ImminentDisaster 12

Friday 27 January 2017 14:55

I accidentally grabbed someone's dick once - I froze, just staring at it for about ten seconds. Now THAT'S awkward.

fmyinternet 13

Monday 30 January 2017 0:02

Two birds with one stone :D

Comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 30 January 2017 3:53

Shouldn't be on cell phones during class. And didn't the water bottle have a lid? Could have just let it hit the floor.

FacesOfHumanity 14

Monday 30 January 2017 14:25

But where's the fun in that?

eyepuppy 31

Monday 30 January 2017 4:13

Sounds like a win to me!

Goblin182 26

Monday 30 January 2017 20:57

actually a win - win. Saved the bottle and grabbed the ass.

big_lil_wane 14

Monday 30 January 2017 4:28

And that kids... is how I met your mother.

chirstinap325 23

Monday 30 January 2017 4:40

Sounds like a good cover up story lol

sandman676 20

Monday 30 January 2017 4:56

Sounds like everyone's a winner here

Tropicz 0

Monday 30 January 2017 5:05

ahh...a win win situation with a possibility of a slap on the face.

O1010010010100 1

Monday 30 January 2017 5:38

I don't see the bad part

O1010010010100 1

Monday 30 January 2017 5:38

I don't see the bad part

waldo420 2

Monday 30 January 2017 7:12

that sounds like a win win to me

nukubu 0

Monday 30 January 2017 7:28

bro, that is winning my friend.

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