Sounds like a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20

Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

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olpally 32

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

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kasfire 16

no oven mitts? ouch! because it certainly doesn't sound like he forgot to use them. well at least he was nice enough to go through pain to make you food.... but maybe takeout next time

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Amy78_fml 11

wow, that made me laugh. I think you need a new boyfriend.

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eksyneet 23

seriously? you'd dump a guy for not using oven mits? no mystery in where do the "constantly single, constantly whining" facebook girls come from.

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kyu_Q 19

I agree#185. How many guys offer to cook for their girlfriends. Sure it was not the best 'meal' but at least he is thoughtful. And a simple, " Babe, oven mitts" would fix that issue.

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Colecto_fml 26

The issue is not lack of oven mitts, but the unfathomable stupidity behind it

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jameen 11

I now know why he hates that part...

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alullaby 21

He's not exactly smart, but at least he's sweet.

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jem970 19

This goes beyond that... this guy is a full on idiot.

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cb1002630 11

It's the thought that counts, I guess. Or thoughtlessness. Both work in this situation.

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whatthefreshhell 15

My 23 year old brother does the same, but he doesn't scream. Some guys just never grow up (neither do done girls)

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GrinchFu1 27

Um... You're only in 2 weeks. It's not too late to bail on this one. He's either extremely funny or extremely stupid. You gotta figure out if you wanna hang out long enough to figure out which one he is! Good luck m/

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Imhere4fml 24

I'm sure he's just trying to impress you... In some way.

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crackpotL 33

Sounds like that gene pool needs some bleach.

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ViviMage 39

I use a fork to stab the pizza and drag it onto the cardboard or a plate!

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sniken 14

Same thing works barehanded if there's crust.

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